crotch goblin

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Had a friend refer to my 2 month old as a crotch goblin after I had asked them if his crying was too loud (we where playing a game and talking through discord). To which he replies “no I can’t hear your crotch goblin”.

I hate the term “crotch goblins”. 2025
Unpopular opinion, there should be a child free shopping hours in shops. I don’t want to shop whilst someone’s crotch goblin has a tantrum throughout the shop.

Bluesky Social 2025
That does suck, but calling kids crotch goblins is stupid.

Crotch goblins at a wedding? No thank you Ottblues 2025